Ready for a bit more silly and a little less scary this Halloween? These jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Enjoy!
- What do ghosts eat for dinner? — Ghoul-ash!
- What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? — STRAW-berries.
- What candy do you eat on the playground? — Recess pieces.
- What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? — A trombone!
- What are a ghost's favorite pants? — Boo jeans!
- How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern? — With a pumpkin patch!
- Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? — It had no guts.
- What monster plays tricks on Halloween? — Prank-enstein!
- Which key opens a haunted house? — A spook-key!
- Why do mummies make excellent spies? — They're good at keeping things under wraps!
- What do you call a skeleton who won't work? — Lazy bones!
- What did the bat say to the other bat? — Want to hang out?
- Where do ghosts mail letters? — At the ghost office.
- Where is a monster's favorite place to swim? — Lake Eerie!
- What do birds give out on Halloween night? — Tweets
- Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? — Bootiques!
- How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? — You use a pumpkin patch.
- Do you know how to make a witch itch? — You take away the w!
- What do ghosts like for dessert? — I scream!
- How do you tell a mummy has a cold? — From their coffin.
Have a happy Halloween!
